Dear Ms. Bitch: Green Grass Problems
Read MoreI hate being around my cousin because her life is so much better than mine. She has a great job even though she never finished high school. She and her finance have two beautiful kids between them and one on the way. She seems to have everything. I feel like I have nothing in comparison. I’d rather not even be around her but my family is so small that if I choose not to attend family events, it’s will be obvious I’m not there. I’m just sick of seeing her with green grass when all I have are weeds.
This Whole Chrissy and Jim Jones Thing
I started watching Love and Hip Hop last year because I was bored and none of the Real Housewives were on. I came back time and time again because I’m a glutton for punishment and I’m waiting to see if Fabulous ever shows up because I think he’s a figment of Emily’s imagination.
I’m kidding. I’ve seen pics of them online and it’s a known fact that they were together. I’m just saying that if you were going to be on a reality TV show based on your relationship with a man and he refused to be seen on said show, you should rethink this plan.
But I’m not here to talk about Emily and her ridiculous relationship. I hear to talk about Jimmy and Chrissy.
Read MoreI’m Pretty Sure You Like Me But Let’s Test This Out
Bitch Chat with The Bitchy Librarian
It’s that time again. Today’s Bitch Chat is with the lovely Twitter famous Bitchy Librarian. If you don’t know who she is, you need to step your game up. The antithesis of that librarian that used to shush you during 8th grade study hall, she’s funnier, bitchier and she still wants you to shut up. She’s in demand, too. I want you to know that it took me no less than 23 emails to nail down this interview. But when I did, I was treated to a look behind the curtain at what what it’s like in Bitchy’s world. (Hint: It looks like Ke$ha’s overnigh bag.) But don’t take my word for it, read on…
Read MoreChange Isn’t Just For Bums and Laundromats
I believe change can be good when I’m the one to initiate it done with thought and foresight. Around The Bitch Blog, I’ve been contemplating some changes that might make this site more of what I want it to be. And since a new year is right around the corner, it’s the perfect opportunity for me to adjust some things around here:
This Week in Bitchery
Not “Just” Anything
Last night, a super cool Bitch I know had to put her cat down. It was really sad because he’d been sick for a few weeks on and off. He’d finally started to look better and she was hopeful it was just a food problem. Then he stopped breathing one night and the emergency vet said his respiratory system just shut down. As I write this, she’s gathering some his favorite things and going to bury him near the lake where she lives. It was her first pet and he’s seen her through a battle with ovarian cancer, lupus and a frequently deployed husband. She devastated, of course, even if some people think it’s too much for “just” a cat.
I sent texts back and forth with her last night and this morning but honestly I knew whatever I had to say was bullshit. Well, maybe not bullshit in the normal sense but bullshit in the fact that it wouldn’t make her feel better. Nothing but her cat coming back would do that and that’s not one of my super powers.
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