Real Talk

I’m Pretty Sure You Like Me But Let’s Test This Out

Posted on Jan 12, 2012 in Real Talk | 0 comments

For a few months, The Bitch Blog has been having Facebook issues. Well, more like “issue.” The issue is that the of my Facebook page is The Bitch’s Guide to Love. Which is great because it does relate to this blog. It got me a lot of “likes” because I made it at a time when people were liking anything that had a name they thought was funny. (That’s how Naps and Bacon got so many likes on the network.)

I’m Batman, Bitch!

Posted on Nov 30, 2011 in Love, Real Talk, Relationships | 3 comments

My husband and I have a “special” relationship. (Sometimes it’s special like the little bus, kids.) One of the things that has kept us together so long is that we model our relationship after Batman and Robin. There’s one problem with that: we both want to be Batman.Sometimes we have long winded arguments about which one of us is Batman, complete with Perry Mason style legal arguments, evidence and witness testimony. At one point, I leaned over my sleeping husband, kissed him and said “I love you. You’re the Robin to my Batman. Goodnight” He turn over in his sleep and said “I love you, too…and I’M Batman, bitch.”

The Three Fs

Posted on Nov 16, 2011 in Real Talk | 0 comments

Some of you may have noticed that I added 3 Fs to the tagline of this blog a while back. “Fabulous. Fearless. Ferocious.” I always meant to explain where I got those Fs and how they relate to the website but never got around to it. Well, I’ve got a little time on my heads right now so I figured I’d lay it on you:

Bitchy Thoughts About Whitney

Posted on Oct 28, 2011 in Bitchy Truths, Real Talk | 4 comments

If you’re a TV addict like me, you were pretty excited a few weeks when the fall seasons started the roll out and super excited to see some new faces among the crowd. The industry was buzzing about the influx of female written, produced and oriented shows coming out. Much of the buzz was about Whitney Cummings, a comedienne best known from Chelsea Lately who had two shows coming out, Whitney (which she stars in) and Two Broke Girls (which she produces.)

God and Other Funny Shit

Posted on Sep 26, 2011 in Real Talk | 0 comments

Writing today’s post about the answers to Pivot’s Questions reminded me of this post I wrote a long time ago on another website. The site is now defunct but I always thought this was one of my favorite posts. And yeah, I still think God has got to be the greatest comedian this world has ever seen. How could he NOT be?

I was talking to my very good friend Cassy (as I often do) and we began talking about some movie she hated (which she often does). I forget the name of the movie or the premise, but something about some people thinking that these aliens were God. Somehow or another we got on the subject of how you would know that God was God. I think it would be obvious.

I’ve Got Answers, Too

Posted on Sep 26, 2011 in Real Talk | 0 comments

Today I was reading Oh, Rachael., which I love very much and I often spotlight here on This Week in Bitchery. (Seriously, just subscribe to it so I can stop telling you to read it all the time.)

Anyway I was reading Alive. With ANSWERS and Rachael decided to answer these questions that I always hear on Inside the Actors Studio. Apparently they come from a French television show and are called Pivot’s Questions. (There. You learned something new today. You’re welcome.) Her answers were hilarious and I’ve always thought it was really interesting in the bearded guy on Inside the Actors Studio asked them, so I figured I should do it, too. (Because if you like something a lot, you should go ahead and steal it, right? Right.) So here we go: