Not “Just” Anything
Last night, a super cool Bitch I know had to put her cat down. It was really sad because he’d been sick for a few weeks on and off. He’d finally started to look better and she was hopeful it was just a food problem. Then he stopped breathing one night and the emergency vet said his respiratory system just shut down. As I write this, she’s gathering some his favorite things and going to bury him near the lake where she lives. It was her first pet and he’s seen her through a battle with ovarian cancer, lupus and a frequently deployed husband. She devastated, of course, even if some people think it’s too much for “just” a cat.
I sent texts back and forth with her last night and this morning but honestly I knew whatever I had to say was bullshit. Well, maybe not bullshit in the normal sense but bullshit in the fact that it wouldn’t make her feel better. Nothing but her cat coming back would do that and that’s not one of my super powers.
Read MoreThis Week in Bitchery
I’m Batman, Bitch!
My husband and I have a “special” relationship. (Sometimes it’s special like the little bus, kids.) One of the things that has kept us together so long is that we model our relationship after Batman and Robin. There’s one problem with that: we both want to be Batman.Sometimes we have long winded arguments about which one of us is Batman, complete with Perry Mason style legal arguments, evidence and witness testimony. At one point, I leaned over my sleeping husband, kissed him and said “I love you. You’re the Robin to my Batman. Goodnight” He turn over in his sleep and said “I love you, too…and I’M Batman, bitch.”
Read MoreBitch Chat with Chelsea Snyder Eriksen
Guess what? It’s Bitch Chat time again. This time, I’m having a little chat with Chelsea Snyder Eriksen, the lovely voice behind Melia Lore and HippyMom.
ME: Alright. So who are you and what are you doing here?
C: Well, I, um… what the fuck kind of question is that?
ME: It’s a valid question.
C: I’m just a girl, with an excessive amount of words. They spin around in my brain, and the Internet has been chosen as my medium.That was laaaame.
ME: LOL. It wasn’t! I liked it.
C: It’s ok, I get much lamer.
Read MoreThe Real Housewives of Atlanta: Shower the Baby, Muzzle the Boy
We’re back and I’m all excited because Apollo and Peter are gonna fight. I don’t know who’s gonna win. Peter is a big black islander with a spicy temperature but Apollo has been to jail so you know he’s been in a brawl or two. He’s too pretty to not have to fight in the showers. Honestly, I don’t know which one will win but I know if they oil up and start wrestling on the floor, I won’t be mad at them.
We start off with Sheree, who’s building a new house. (Uh, I guess she’s rich, too, huh?) She’s wearing heels which is stupid and I kinda wanna see her fall. She christens it Chateau Sheree and says she’s building only the necessities. Then she points out the roller skating ballroom. I rolled my eyes so damn hard they almost fell out of my head.
Read MoreThis Week in Bitchery
Here are some posts from other fabulous, fearless and ferocious writers around the Internet. Read, comment and enjoy these ladies (and men) who keep me entertained and on my toes:
Read MoreThe Three Fs
Some of you may have noticed that I added 3 Fs to the tagline of this blog a while back. “Fabulous. Fearless. Ferocious.” I always meant to explain where I got those Fs and how they relate to the website but never got around to it. Well, I’ve got a little time on my heads right now so I figured I’d lay it on you:
Read MoreThe Bitch Blog is brought to you by…
Stalk Me!